Ben? I'm no taken in – he's just a dug

16. Sep, 2008 4 Comments

We’ve got a house guest staying with us. It’s Ben he’s quite a character. He’s always hungry, and if you’re not careful, he’ll even eat food out of the bin. He’s a big hit with the staff in the church. He knows that chocolate Labradors can wrap most Scottish people round their paws. However I do think he is missing his master, but if he has a bone he’s happy.

Ben,

See you.

Your a big chocolate blobby

A gormless and harmless beastie.

Yur a dug,

Yur no human.

Stop,

Lickin my face

Your kiss is a big slobby

I’m gonnie put you oot in th lobby

No one can be sure

Whit’s going on in your heed.

You’ll dae anything for a feed

But, see me,

I’m no taken in wae your big daft eyes

and yir petted sighs

and yir arthritis

Whit’s that yi said,

Yi want walkie?

Right ,but watch the fox

its a cunning wee fighter

I don’t want tae put yi in a sack

At least no before

Willie back!

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4 Responses to “Ben? I'm no taken in – he's just a dug”

  1. Rae 16. Sep, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    Awww Poor Ben

  2. Lilias 16. Sep, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    The girls at Digi Story Group love Ben too. :o )

  3. jackie 19. Sep, 2008 at 11:06 pm

    hey Albert,

    As long as you pick up all the poohs haha

    always take the bags around with you.

  4. Aileen 20. Sep, 2008 at 9:19 pm

    I am sure you’ll miss bone-smelling kisses when he’s gone! I wonder what he’d write about you, if he were able of course! Give Ben a big slobbery kiss from us x