Ben? I'm no taken in -  he's just a dug

We've got a house guest staying with us. It's Ben he's quite a character. He's always hungry, and if you're not careful, he'll even eat food out of the bin. He's a big hit with the staff in the church. He knows that chocolate Labradors can wrap most Scottish people round their paws. However I do think he is missing his master, but if he has a bone he's happy. Ben, See you. Your a big chocolate blobby A gormless and harmless beastie. Yur a dug, Yur no human. Stop, Lickin my face Your kiss is a big slobby I'm gonnie put you oot in th lobby No one can be sure Whit's going on in your heed. You'll dae anything for a feed But, see me, I'm no taken in wae your big daft eyes and yir petted sighs and yir arthritis Whit's that yi said, Yi want walkie? Right ,but watch the fox its a cunning wee fighter I don't want tae put yi in a sack At least no before Willie back!
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Posted By: Aileen   On: 20 Sep 2008   At: 10:19pm

I am sure you’ll miss bone-smelling kisses when he’s gone! I wonder what he’d write about you, if he were able of course! Give Ben a big slobbery kiss from us x

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Posted By: jackie   On: 20 Sep 2008   At: 12:06am

hey Albert,

As long as you pick up all the poohs haha

 

always take the bags around with you.

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Posted By: Lilias   On: 16 Sep 2008   At: 2:48pm

The girls at Digi Story Group love Ben too. :o)

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Posted By: Rae   On: 16 Sep 2008   At: 2:13pm

Awww Poor Ben

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